POST SEX SYNDROME (PSS).

There is nothing more humiliating than being afflicted with a PSS! It clings to the mind like a leach and leaves you wondering in the end, if it was all worth it..in this article, i have divided PSS into 2 groups, each with their unique syndrome. By the way, a syndrome is simply a combo of symptoms. so..here goes..

1. The Pregnancy Scare.

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Arghhhh!! this is the worst feeling in the world! After enjoying some sweet 10-20 mins of passionate sex, you then get to enjoy some bitter weeks of panic, and you wanna know the painful part? the sex might have been crap! lol! Please note that its only called the pregnancy scare for those who think they played it safe, either by right calculation or by use of protection..so if you know you didn't play safe, not to worry! its not a scare, its most likely reality! so these are the awful feelings-

• Morning Sickness: you just got out of bed and felt really nauseous and tired. and you ask yourself, what is wrong? and then it crosses your mind for a sec..could it be..naa!..i'm probably over reacting..
• Hunger and Cravings: you start eating a lot at breakfast, and start craving certain things as the day stretches..and you think, omg! whats happening to me? breathe girl! it cant be possible..right?
• Breast Tenderness: OMGGG!! something isn't right..its just 2 weeks before my next period! and you think again..need to get some strips!
• Night Fever: You start feeling feverish and you think your running a temperature. you check your temperature ( well i have a thermometer) and its perfectly normal!..but another time, you might actually  be having a low grade fever!( trust me, its your mind causing the fever)..your heart starts to pick up speed now.
• Pseudo Missed Period: O shitt! your period is due..your heart is well on its way to win the race trophy..you pee on the strips several times and its negative. phew! not pregnant..1-2 weeks past your due date..Oh God plsss!!!  i'm finished, its over, i'm dead,..and blah blah..

Then it turns out, before you go for a blood test, the period starts! life goes back to normal, you have sex again, and the cycle of PSS continues..so there is this issue of the girl not wanting to transfer the pregnancy scare to her spouse..something about not wanting to get him worried..*rolling eyes*. well if you ask me, i'l tell him every time i get those damn feelings, and this is how i'l tell him; 

" hi baby, umm..really dont know whats going on with me..i'm really scared. been feeling really sick, and i think i'v missed my period..gonna get me some test strips at the pharmacy, will call you soon..luv u!"  LOL!!

To Be Continued....